Bride Duck

Here comes the Bride-Duck, floating gracefully down the aisle with an ivory tulle veil pinned securely over an iridescent green crest. Decked out in custom, water-resistant lace and clutching a tiny bouquet of pond lilies in its bill, this high-society waterfowl takes the traditional wedding march at a rhythmic, determined waddle. Guests are enchanted by vows delivered in delicate, refined quacks, entirely unfazed by the occasional pre-reception preening session or an impromptu paddle across the venue's ornamental fountain. Radiating pure matrimonial poise from topknot to orange webbed heels, the Bride-Duck turns "tying the knot" into the most ducky, elegant affair of the season.