Slash Duck

Introducing Slash-Duck, the world’s first hard-rock waterfowl born to shred riffs and ripple ponds. Sporting an oversized felt top hat cocked over a cascading mop of dark, glossy down, this mallard prodigy clutches a sunburst Gibson Les Paul beneath one flight feather and an unlit reed in its serrated yellow bill. Forget timid quacking: this bird unleashes face-melting pentatonic scales and soaring, sustained squawks that could fill Wembley Stadium, all while waddling across the stage with low-slung, swaggering attitude. Whether paddling through a guitar solo in "November Rain" or taking hungry bread-chasers to paradise city, the Slash-Duck proves that true rock 'n' roll attitude is completely water-repellent.